Darling, I MUST have that.
1. iPhone Pillow
Why not just leave your iPhone on the cold, hard table? Give it a pillow! But get this: it’s not even a real pillow; it’s just concrete molded into a pillow. And it’s valued at $68.00.
2. Diamond Encrusted Bluetooth
Just when you thought Bluetooths were on their way out, they now come in diamond encrusted style! Valued at $50,000!
3. Goldplated Staples
Obviously, Donald Trump is using these on the reg. Just for all of those every day fancy documents that need stapling. Valued at $175.
4. Louis Vuitton Skateboard
No stickers needed. You have all the swag you may need to shred up those half pipes in your private pool/tennis court/estate. Get it for only $8,250. Comes with a trunk too if that makes it a better deal.
5. Crystal Ergoripado Vacuum
Be sure to actually look like you vacuum. Let your maid have the ugly one. Put the pretty one out for show and to match your outfit. Electrolux makes this for $18,993.
6. Crocodile Skin Umbrella
Sure, just let an innocent animal to protect your Louboutins from the rain. Steve Irwin would be so proud. Rings in for $50,000. Oh and sorry, ladies: this is only sold to men.
7. Orchard Ladder
I don’t even have something witty. Why is this necessary and valued at $1,320?
8. Sauna Box
Just for those travelling sauna needs. Perfectly reasonable, right? Only $41,000.
That’s it. It’s literally just an arrow. For $95.00. I’ll just make one myself, thanks.
10. 22 Carat Gold Toilet Paper
Not only is this worth $1,376,900 but it comes delivered with a bottle of champs. Kimye must be drooling.